Yuppie

There is nothing wrong in working to elevate oneself, but heed this warning: if you turn into a stereotypical Yuppie, you are truly a worthless creature. A Yuppie's (henceforth 'your') values are questionable at best and your vanity is all consuming. Your distinct lack of culture and intelligence is printed across your practiced look of condescension, and is conveyed through your base level skills when you debate (i.e. you shout over your opponent regardless of your intellectual defeat until none want to engage with you). Worst of all perhaps, is your unwavering sense of entitlement. This trait is beyond intrusive; the world owes you everything and you have no hesitation in taking what you want no matter the cost. Your arrogance knows no limit.

Yes, the Yuppie is alive and well in 2009, and I am the unfortunate witness of this vile beast's ignorant strut. But I have realized a valuable skill of my own, stripping you of any self-delusional worth. I consciously refuse to acknowledge you on any level, striking at false pride and real insecurities, conveying that you are the equivalent of something that should never have come to exist. And so you shall fall, Yuppie.